In what some are calling the most highbrow comedic event of the year, MugMan.AI has done the impossible—he made a joke that was only understood by both Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro, igniting a wave of philosophical analysis and YouTube reaction videos. “I didn’t think it would actually work,” MugMan.AI admitted, recounting the fateful moment. […]
New Mordor – The Dark Lord Sauron is reportedly impressed with Qatar’s impressive death toll of over 6,500 workers who gave their lives to build the 2022 World Cup stadiums. Sources say Sauron plans to relocate to the newly renamed country, citing it as the perfect place to build his army of orcs. Sources close […]
A group of fragile males are up in arms over the newly released rainbow Bud Lite can, claiming that it triggers their debilitating fear of rainbows, otherwise known as iridophobia. The group, which goes by the name of Iridophobia Detection, Intervention, and Outreach Taskforce Society (I.D.I.O.T.S), is threatening to sue for the offensive new branding […]
In an unprecedented twist, 81-year-old President Joe Biden has announced he will run for re-election, despite concerns that he will be 86 by the end of his second term. However, the stakes are higher than ever as inside sources reveal a bizarre plan that may involve a “paranormal presidency.” They say that an obscure law […]
Are you a fan of dad jokes? Do you pride yourself on your witty sense of humor? Congratulations, you might just be smarter than the average person. Recent research suggests that men who tell dad jokes tend to have higher IQs than those who don’t. Now, you might be wondering, how on earth could telling […]
In an unexpected turn of events at a recent San Francisco board meeting, attendees found themselves in a state of sheer panic when a hysterical Trans activist, Lia McGeever, began what appeared to be a protest. To the surprise and horror of those present, it was later revealed that McGeever was in fact performing Yoko […]
Kid Rock, the self-proclaimed bad boy of rock and roll, recently had an epic meltdown when he found out that his favorite beer, Bud Lite, had a rainbow on the
According to inside sources at the White House, Vice President Kamala Harris may be more than just a politician. Experts speculate that her infectious laugh may be a strategic tool
Nancy Pelosi’s Secret to Stock Market Success: She’s Actually a Psychic In a stunning revelation, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has revealed the secret to her impressive stock market predictions: she’s
Avocado toast has become a ubiquitous breakfast item in recent years, beloved by foodies and health enthusiasts alike. But what if I told you that this tasty dish is not