According to inside sources at the White House, Vice President Kamala Harris may be more than just a politician. Experts speculate that her infectious laugh may be a strategic tool used to manipulate her opponents.

Rumors have also circulated that Kamala is a master of hypnosis and can use her laugh to sway voters to her side. Republicans are taking this allegation very seriously and have enlisted the help of Mike Lindell, a man known for his expertise in both pillows and the paranormal, to investigate.

In fact, some of Kamala’s political rivals have come forward with their own experiences of being under her spell. One politician, who wished to remain anonymous, revealed that he attended a debate with Kamala and suddenly found himself agreeing with everything she said. He was so entranced that he even found himself voting for Biden three days later, despite being a lifelong Republican.

We reached out to Kamala’s office for comment, but they have yet to respond. However, our reporters were able to confirm that a team of journalists who went to interview the Vice President have gone missing. At this point, we can only assume that Kamala’s laughter has claimed another victim.