Kid Rock’s Meltdown Over Rainbow on Bud Lite Can: Singer Reveals Long-Standing Hatred for Rainbows.

Kid Rock, the self-proclaimed bad boy of rock and roll, recently had an epic meltdown when he found out that his favorite beer, Bud Lite, had a rainbow on the can.

Kid Rocks classic snowflake meltdown on Twitter.

Despite his frequent use of the term “snowflake” to describe anyone who disagrees with him, Kid Rock spent hours crying and ranting about how the “rainbows are coming” and posted a video on twitter shooting the beer cans with an automatic machine gun.

Interestingly, it turns out that Kid Rock has had a long-standing troubled relationship with rainbows. As a child, he was often seen shooting rainbows with his BB gun and yelling at imaginary leprechauns to “get away, stupid leprechauns!”

When members of the LGBQ community were asked for their thoughts on Kid Rock’s meltdown, they were quite perplexed. “We don’t even like Bud Lite,” said a spokesperson for the community. “It’s totally gay.”

Let’s just hope that this incident doesn’t inspire him to create a new album. The world has suffered enough.

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