I.D.I.O.T.S Battle Iridophobia and Demand a Return to Silver Beer Cans

A group of fragile males are up in arms over the newly released rainbow Bud Lite can, claiming that it triggers their debilitating fear of rainbows, otherwise known as iridophobia.

The group, which goes by the name of Iridophobia Detection, Intervention, and Outreach Taskforce Society (I.D.I.O.T.S), is threatening to sue for the offensive new branding on Bud Lite.

In a recent press conference, a spokesman for I.D.I.O.T.S, who is a self-proclaimed Kid Rock enthusiast, argued that it is completely unacceptable for them to be traumatized by rainbows on their beer of choice. He passionately demanded a return to the “good old days,” when beer cans were simply silver, “the way God intended.”

Members of I.D.I.O.T.S assert that iridophobia is the most significant mental health crisis in modern times.

The spokesman pleaded with fellow Americans to stand together and “make beer great again” by removing the rainbows, emphasizing that iridophobia is a very serious condition that does not receive the attention it deserves.

Dr Oz, has confirmed that iridophobia is indeed a rare condition, primarily affecting Caucasian males with a single black friend. However, the prevalence of this condition remains a topic of debate among medical professionals.

The I.D.I.O.T.S are now leading a cancel campaign against Bud Lite, utilizing Twitter to rally support for their cause. Their tweets are filled with endless streams of desperate pleas to “stop the madness” and bring an end to the rainbow-branded cans.

This is a developing story.

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