The Paranormal Presidency: Biden’s Bid for Eternal Leadership, with a Little Help from AI and Holograms

In an unprecedented twist, 81-year-old President Joe Biden has announced he will run for re-election, despite concerns that he will be 86 by the end of his second term. However, the stakes are higher than ever as inside sources reveal a bizarre plan that may involve a “paranormal presidency.” They say that an obscure law from 1886, which has confounded legal scholars for decades, could potentially render Biden “president for life” if he were to die during his time in office.

President Biden says he loves his job so much he wants to be President forever. Anti-Trumpers think its a great idea.

The obscure law, passed during the era of horse-drawn carriages and the telegraph, has been gathering dust in the archives until now. It is believed that Biden’s team has discovered this legal loophole, which could allow him to continue governing from beyond the grave.

But how could this be possible? The answer, it seems, lies in cutting-edge technology. Secret documents found lying around suggest that Biden intends to maintain his presidential presence through the use of drones, holograms, and AI. In a world where deepfakes and virtual influencers already blur the lines between reality and fiction, it appears that Biden’s team is pushing the boundaries even further..

Adding fuel to the fire, Microsoft founder Bill Gates has confirmed his company’s involvement in this controversial plan. In a recent interview, Gates stated that Microsoft will continue to support Biden’s presidency through their own AI, Bing, even after his eventual death. “We’ve made incredible advances in artificial intelligence and buying all the available land on the planet,” Gates said. “Why not use them to keep corporate puppets ‘alive’ and leading the nation?”

Critics argue that this collaboration between the government and a browser nobody uses could undermine democracy as we know it. They worry about the implications of an eternal president, whose decisions and policies could be swayed by an AI, on a browser used only to search for Chrome.

As the nation braces for another election season, voters are faced with a decision unlike any other in history: Dictator or Terminator? John Connor, save us.

This is a developing story.

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