In an unexpected turn of events at a recent San Francisco board meeting, attendees found themselves in a state of sheer panic when a hysterical Trans activist, Lia McGeever, began what appeared to be a protest. To the surprise and horror of those present, it was later revealed that McGeever was in fact performing Yoko Ono’s classic hit, “VOICE PIECE FOR SOPRANO & WISH TREE at MoMA“
The government has reacted swiftly to this sonic disaster, calling for an immediate shutdown of all karaoke bars and banning Yoko Ono’s albums from public circulation. The fear is that the blood-curdling screams from her number one selling song – and by one, we mean that only one person bought it – has the potential to go viral on TikTok, causing a nationwide meltdown.
“Look, we have to shut this down fast. If this starts trending on TikTok, America will collapse,” said an unnamed government official.
The song, which is believed by some to be the real reason behind the breakup of The Beatles, has been deemed a public hazard due to the mental health crisis it could potentially create. A source, who chose to remain anonymous, warned against performing the song in public spaces.
As McGeever’s performance reached a fever pitch, medics were called to the scene to tend to numerous fainting onlookers, while others resorted to prayer. In an unconfirmed report, a priest was even seen splashing holy water on the passionate Yoko Ono fan, but nothing could stop McGeever from completing her performance.
A local man, who identifies himself only as an ex-Bud Light drinker, was overheard commenting, “This is why you never give a woman with a shaved head a microphone.”
As authorities scramble to handle the fallout of this bizarre incident, the nation waits with bated breath to see if “VOICE PIECE FOR SOPRANO & WISH TREE at MoMA” will become the next TikTok sensation or if common sense will prevail.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.