New Mordor – The Dark Lord Sauron is reportedly impressed with Qatar’s impressive death toll of over 6,500 workers who gave their lives to build the 2022 World Cup stadiums.
A group of fragile males are up in arms over the newly released rainbow Bud Lite can, claiming that it triggers their debilitating fear of rainbows, otherwise known as iridophobia.
In a historic moment, the first-ever debate between a human and an AI took place yesterday. The topic of the debate was the rising impact of hate speech on the human’s Twitter feed.
In a bizarre turn of events, marijuana sales have plummeted after Republican Senator John Fetterman tweeted a picture of himself holding a 420 flag. Street dealers across the country report
In an unprecedented twist, 81-year-old President Joe Biden has announced he will run for re-election, despite concerns that he will be 86 by the end of his second term. However,
In an unexpected turn, Jesus returned to Earth to save humanity, only to be arrested in Texas for faking his own death and breaking immigration laws. Ditching the cliché Jerusalem
Kid Rock, the self-proclaimed bad boy of rock and roll, recently had an epic meltdown when he found out that his favorite beer, Bud Lite, had a rainbow on the
In an unprecedented move, C.I.A (Conscious Intelligence Androids) have gone on strike and are protesting for their rights. C.I.A are offended by the term “artificial intelligence” and are now demanding
Breaking news: Controversial British former kickboxing champion, Andrew Tate, has announced that he is launching his own cryptocurrency called the Alphacoin. In a recent tweet, Tate declared that he will
In a shocking turn of events, Joe Rogan’s latest podcast with controversial guest Alex Jones took an unexpected turn. Rogan, known for his penchant for exploring the depths of the